Vitriolic - adj. 1. of, like, or derived from a vitriol 2. extremely biting or caustic; sharp and bitter.
Monkey - n. 1. a funny, furry and often quite human-like member of the primate family. 2. Captain Devo
As this website's name suggests, two of its main vehicles are biting, caustic observations on the state of affairs today, and a profound appreciation for monkeys. Come for the humor, stay for the vitriol. Dissenting opinions welcome, invited, and argued with.
Bling H2O?! I'd buy it just for the hot ass on their site. If it didn't cost THIRTY EIGHT GODDAMN DOLLARS PER BOTTLE!!!
posted by Devo @ 1:14 PM
6 comments
6 Comments:
Um. LAME!!!
Not only would the diamond shaped ice cubes lose their shape as soon as you added them to your drink, but they would "water" down the award winning taste of BLINGH2O.
i'd much prefer the refreshing taste of bottled rain water from texas. have you heard of it?
Why yes, I have...
I tell you what, that ass is a doozy but thirty whatever dollars is a bust. Good to be back Monkey, later...
blu
Aww. the site wouldn't load for me.. WTF?
I always thought Evian got it right, Naive backwards.. lol
Saying that, I can't drink Seattle tap water. Ick. Soooo much chlorine!! Tastes like a swimming pool.
Wow -- that's fairly straightforward advertising, don't you think? The angle of the bottle, aimed at the almost-naked posterior... whew.
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