Evil Santa Pope
Who elected Freddy Kreuger pope? At least this get-up is a throwback to the good old days of Santa, when he had an assistant named Black Peter, who would beat the crap outta naughty children, while the good ones got stuff.
This Ratzinger guy's no joke. And apparently, before he bought the farm, John Paul Vader taught this new Pope how to Force Choke. Here he is trying to administer the death grip to one of his pathetic minions who failed in whatever dastardly task was given him:
His form may be a little off, but give the dude a break! He's only been channeling God's commands for like 8 months! With practice, he'll be just as deadly as the last Pontiff was.
PS - Thanks to Chandira for inspiring this sacre-licious post! And for the nifty Popey Kreuger pic!
PPS - The hat is actually an official part of the Papal Getup (official terminology, by the way) called a camauro. Before Ratzy, the last pope to don one was Pope John the Twenty-Third! Like NBC says... The More You Know...
posted by Devo @ 8:49 AM
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You're a hateful, poisonous man, Devo. How dare you slander our fearless leader?!
In other news, two days after Christmas, I found myself attempting to convince my mother (unsuccessfully)that Episcopalians are not Catholics. She countered by telling me that Protestants are, in fact, Catholic, and that the "damned gay lobby" is destroying the Catholic Church. Yup...it was one of those conversations you just walk away from thinking, "What the fu*k?"
Happy New Year!
hh: wow! that is crazy. . .
devo: i read this article and thought of you. it reminded me of your "smiles" post. (i did so good at that quiz!)
is the pope cute?
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/01/03/science/03cute.html?incamp=article_popular
Happy New Year!
That's great. I love it when I sit at my desk just chuckling away to myself.
Well done.
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