And I'm Back!!!

I can hear the collective sigh of relief heave and ripple through the blogosphere. Fret not, kiddies! Uncle Devo has returned to protect you from the terrifying depths of ennui to which you've undoubtedly sunk without his elegant commentary upon life and its various and sundry annoyances.

Apologies for the unexpected hiatus. I actually DID expect it, I just neglected to warn of its impending nature as the date of my departure approached. Again, my apologies. I've been in the Grenadines, a tiny chain of Caribbean islands south of St. Vincent, and north of Grenada. I shall of course post pictures as soon as I've voodoo-ed them out of my fancy schmancy digital camera and into the heart of Internetia.

And my Christmas was wonderful, too. My brother got fake dog poo. It really doesn't get any better than that. Actually, I lied. It does. The best gift ever was from me to the wife. It's a hand-crafted egg white separator. Behold:



God, I love Christmas. And all it's heretical commercialism.