Let's Make Some Democracy! Energy Drink Edition
Whose energy drink reigns supreme?
Will it be Lil' Jon's Crunk Juice:
Or Steven Segal's Asian Experience:
Oh good god, I'm feeling faint just looking at these two Miracles of Marketing Madness in such close proximity to each other. Honestly, I'm surprised my computer hasn't blown up just trying to process the insane amount of stupidity right here on the screen!
Vote Below!
posted by Devo @ 3:11 PM
4 comments
4 Comments:
I think Crunk Juice is only good if you want to say, "YEAH!" all the time.
I vote for Steven Segal's Asian Experience. I want to be able to clear bad guys out of a speeding train using nothing but mystical kung-fu butt-kicking techniques.
I can happily say that I have never even tries any of the energy drinks. Forget Segal, he is yesterday's news.
Segal has two things going for him.
1) I sometimes pronounce his name, "Seagull," which makes me smile.
2) Retard though he may be, he has lent his fighting science to the big screen in some movies about the importance of protecting the environment and he donates money to environmental causes.
I'm not sure what Lil' Jon does with his profits, but something tells me very little goes to charity.
Hey! Segal kicks ass! I dig him. He's Buddhist, and serious, not on the bandwaggon. It's a nice antidote to Arnie's political career..
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