How Do I Make The List, Bill?

Bill reminding us just how big it is... thanks, Blogcore!

Eternal jackass and professional blowhard, Bill O'Reilly, has apparently assembled a "List o'Enemies"... but I can't find it anywhere on his garish and eye-raping website. So I emailed him, asking where it is, and perhaps perhaps if I could be included on it. Herewith is the text of my message to King Douchebag of Bungholia:

Dear Bill,

I've been scouring your site for this "list" you mentioned. You know, your "list of enemies" -- those people who called you out for being a ridiculous blowhard upon hearing that you invited al Qaida to attack an American city. I wan't all that suprised to hear you make an outrageous and totally insane statement in response to a pretty sane decision by San Fransisco's school system. Rather, I was hoping to get a good "to-read" list of blogs. I was also kinda thinking you might include me on said list of enemies. I do, after all, think you are a detriment to the Fourth Estate, and perhaps even a threat to the security and sanctity of our nation. Not you personally, of course, but the character you play on FOX News.

Now that I think of it, maybe playing your character with all the "gravitas" of a WWF Wrestler might be even worse of an offense than actually having convictions or beliefs like those you profess on air. You prey on the ignorance of a deluded American public, and you profit from it, too. You know you put up a charade on a daily basis, and that suckers of all walks of life eat it up like so much empty-caloried McDonalds fast food.

I look forward to getting a copy of this "enemies list" if only to find some nice new reading material. And when are you retiring again?

Kind Regards,
-Devo